Kruk Ain't An Athlete | Granite

Some legends speak, and the city listens…

Our granite “Kruk Ain’t An Athlete” tee puts John Kruk front and center, immortalizing his iconic line: “I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player.” It’s for Phans who remember the Kruker’s smooth swing, larger-than-life personality, and the way he made The Vet feel like home.

Whether you’re reminiscing about 90s Phillies baseball, quoting Kruk in the stands, listening to his booth banter from the couch, or just love the unapologetic Philly attitude, this tee hits it out of the park. A design for those who know that baseball isn’t just a game — it’s a lifestyle, a culture, and sometimes, absolute pure comedy!

Printed on a heavy-weight, relaxed-fit tee, yet still soft and breathable — perfect for Phestivals, playoff runs, and all the in-between moments. Made to be worn and repped all season long.

Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Heavy-Weight
• Super-Soft & Breathable
• Relaxed-fit

Be kind to your threads:
• Wash cold, INSIDE-OUT, with jawns of the same color
• Mild detergent only
• Skip bleach & softener
• Everyone loves a good hang (tumble dry low if a dryer is a must)
• Iron inside-out — never on the print

Each shirt is made to order, one at a time, just for you. Making products on demand, instead of in bulk, helps reduce overproduction and promotes environmental sustainability. Thanks for supporting the slow-made way!